Leslie | (arm) |
Ian R | (leg) |
Samia | (in general) |
Best Human Prop
Leslie | (Swing) |
Bob | (Swing) |
Leslie | (Thriller) |
Bob | (Thriller) |
Leslie | (7 Seconds) |
Best Special Teams Player
Donald | (lifting) |
Donald | (urinating) |
Donald | (savage beatings) |
Donald | (punt return) |
Bob | (being lifted) |
Anna | |
Joanne | |
Laura | |
Magda | (thanks to SN this term) |
Karen | (White Trash Compactor) |
Magda | (Swing) |
Wednesday Audience | (The Full Mountie) |
Jane | (Tech Correct 2) |
Xavier | (while simultaneously doing French, Spanish and Yoda) |
Most Chinese
Jane | |
Joanne | (actually stealth Jamaican) |
Xavier |
"Why Does The Cast Keep Screwing Up The Show That I've Perfected?" Award
Kern
Paul
Mel
Most Tolerant of Discirdance
Kevin | (Barbershop) |
Kern | (Barbershop) |
Mark T | (Everything, but in particular Barbershop) |
Best Costume Change
Aryn | (Swing to Rita) |
Tim | (VMCL to ray 1) |
Karen | (Suus to Mrs. J) |
Chris L | (The Full Mountie) |
Katherine | (Saturday Skywalker) |
Yuval | (Swing) |
Active Resistance Award
Katherine | (singing) |
Kevin | (dancing) |
Donald | (The Full Mountie) |
Best Delivery of A Technically Correct Line
Katherine | ("The VMCL was sufficiently gorged on porcine biomass...") |
Anna | ("The timbre of your voice is inconsistent with that of my Avon Lady>") |
Tim | ("Cease your vocal oscillations and allow me to ingest you!") |
Best Useof "Beckyface"
Becky | (Swing) |
Mike | (Thriller) |
Mike | (Finale) |
Best Choreographer over 5'-1"
Susanna (the only contestant)
Most Defensible M.A.Sc or Ph.D. Thesis
Kevin | (M.A.Sc) |
Chris L | (M.A.Sc) |
Aryn | (Ph. D.) |
Mark V | (Thesis Defence) |
Worst Diction
Ian N | ("Chewy surppressed the blah blah blah procession") |
Magda | ("Financial Aid team") |
Shirlie | ("MUGWEEP, GET ON THE F!ING STAGE NOW!!!") |
Oldest Cast Member
Laura
Ian N
Magda
Bob
Aryn
Best Friend
Donald (there's only one Champ...)
Best Performance In and Out of Uniform
Donald | (Cop) |
Mike | (Delegating General) |
Chris L | (The Full Mountie) |
Best Delivery of a Sexual Punchline
Ian R | (Tech Correct 2) |
Laura | (Tech Correct 2) |
Leslie | (Blind Taste test) |
Ian N | (Cowboys) |
Best Tool
Neil (the Champ two years running)
Chris D
Derek
Best Ass
Tim | (The Full Mountie) |
Chris L | (The Full Mountie) |
Ian N | (The Full Mountie) |
Trevor | (Thursday Finale) |
Best Onstage Ass Grab
Katherine | (The Full Mountie) |
Aryn | (The Full Mountie) |
Laura | (Saturday Finale) |
Donald | (Swing) |
Best "On Your Knees" Performance
Tim & Ian N | (The Full Mountie) |
Mike | (Yoda) |
Katherine | (Auditions) |
Most Typecast
Katherine | (SN 9T9) |
Chris L | (Fraser) |
Mike | (Yoda) |
Ian R | (Masturbating Cowboy) |
Best Set
Crew | (Underwater) |
Crew | (Star Trek) |
Katherine | (Saturday Skywalker) |
The "Where the F! Are You?" Award
Mark | (Friday Hecklers) |
Chris L | (Mugweep) |
Kern | (After SN9T9) |
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