The Skule Nite 9T6 Academy Awards I of II

BEST PERFORMANCE BY A STONER
Candace__Moonbeam___Polka Pot Door
Travis___GoldDust_____Polka Pot Door
Travis___Travis______Sunday Morning Rehearsals

BEST PHONE CONVERSATION
Selda____Selda______Dn't Ask
Kia_____Soldier_____U.N. Me
Karen___Operator____U.N. Me
Xavier___Job_______Job

MOST ALLURING BEAUTY: (NOT THE MOST BEAUTIFUL, THEY'RE ALL LOVELY)
Candace___Miss Radical White S. Africa__The Beauty Contest
Gina______Miss Quebecois_____________The Beauty Contest
Selda_____ Miss Former Yugoslavia______The Beauty Contest
Kia_______Miss White Trash____________The Beauty Contest

BEST HANDLING OF A REMOTE CONTROL DEVICE
Selda_____Watcher 1__ Pocahontis
Mike_____ Watcher 2__ Pocahontis
Karen____ Mom______ Baby Monitor

MOST CONVINCING PORTRAYAL OF A FRANCOPHONE
Gina____Assistant_________ The Ballot
Alex____Lucien___________ The Ballot
Derek___Parizeau__________Those Pesky_Quebecois
Vince___Jacques Cousteau__Spanish Ayes

BEST SLAP O' THE SALAMI
Trevor____Body Builder 1_ Part of Their World
Kern_____ Body Builder 2_ Part of Their World
Travis____ Body Builder 3_ Part of Their World
Rajko____ Rajko_________Part of Their World

BEST ACCENT
Candace__Maria___ The Ballad of Leonard and Matilda
Mike_____Ricky___ Those Pesky Quebecois
Kia______ Nurse___ Detroit Blood Bank

BEST PERFORMANCE IN A BED (SORRY RAJKO YOU WEREN'T NOMINATED)
Diane__ Wife____________________Nightmare on Harbord Street
Derek__ Professor________________Nightmare on Harbord Street
Mike___Dad____________________ Baby Monitor
Karen__ Mom___________________Baby Monitor
Kern___Two People doin the nasty__Three Kinds of Love

MOST REVEALING COSTUME
Diane___ Pokie______Pocahontis
Travis___ Chief______Pocahontis
Xavier___Indian_____ Pocahontis
Gina____ Cockroach_ Run-throughs

BEST USE OF A WEAPON
Xavier__Villain____ Kung Fu the Legend Ends Unexpetedly
Alex___ Ferdinand_ Spanish Ayes
Diane__ Pike______Spanish Ayes
Vince__ Miroslav__ U.N. Me (oh wait that was his....)

MOST TOUCHING PORTRAYAL OF A NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST SURVIVOR
Aviv_______________ Charleton Heston_ Metamorphosis
Karen______________The Woman______Metamorphosis
The Statue of Liberty_ Herself__________Metamorphosis

MOST EMOTIONAL PERFORMANCE
Kern___NoNeck________The Ballad of Leonard and Matilda
Vince__Head Zombie?___Love and Death
Aviv__ Charleton Heston_Metamorphosis

BIGGEST "SWORD"
Gina__ Mendosa______________Spanish Ayes
Alex__ Ferdinand_____________Spanish Ayes
Travis_Arnold Schwarsennegger_The 20 Minute Bible Workout

MOST THOUGHT PROVOKING PORTRAYAL OF A FAMOUS SCIENTIST OR HIS WIFE
Alex_____Alessandro Volta___ Volta's Cat
Derek____Werner Heisenberg__Great Scientists
Candace__Mrs. Volta_________Volta's Cat