SKULE NITE 9T9 AWARDS

Last Modified April 27th 1999
6th An(nu)al Skule Nite Academy Awards

Best Use of a Helium Balloon
Anna

Magda
Joanne
Chris L
Kevin

Most Injured
Leslie (arm)
Ian R (leg)
Samia (in general)

Best Human Prop
Leslie (Swing)
Bob (Swing)
Leslie (Thriller)
Bob (Thriller)
Leslie (7 Seconds)

Best Special Teams Player
Donald (lifting)
Donald (urinating)
Donald (savage beatings)
Donald (punt return)
Bob (being lifted)
Least Likely to Actually Be An Eng Sci
Anna
Joanne
Laura
Magda (thanks to SN this term)
Wordt Reaction to Onstage Pornography
Karen (White Trash Compactor)
Magda (Swing)
Wednesday Audience (The Full Mountie)
Best Brooklyn Accent
Jane (Tech Correct 2)
Xavier (while simultaneously doing French, Spanish and Yoda)
Most Eng Sci (undecided)
Chris L
Kevin
Kern
Xavier

Most Chinese
Jane
Joanne (actually stealth Jamaican)
Xavier

"Why Does The Cast Keep Screwing Up The Show That I've Perfected?" Award
Kern
Paul
Mel

Most Tolerant of Discirdance
Kevin (Barbershop)
Kern (Barbershop)
Mark T (Everything, but in particular Barbershop)

Best Costume Change
Aryn (Swing to Rita)
Tim (VMCL to ray 1)
Karen (Suus to Mrs. J)
Chris L (The Full Mountie)
Katherine (Saturday Skywalker)
Yuval (Swing)

Active Resistance Award
Katherine (singing)
Kevin (dancing)
Donald (The Full Mountie)

Best Delivery of A Technically Correct Line
Katherine ("The VMCL was sufficiently gorged on porcine biomass...")
Anna ("The timbre of your voice is inconsistent with that of my Avon Lady>")
Tim ("Cease your vocal oscillations and allow me to ingest you!")

Best Useof "Beckyface"
Becky (Swing)
Mike (Thriller)
Mike (Finale)

Best Choreographer over 5'-1"
Susanna (the only contestant)

Most Defensible M.A.Sc or Ph.D. Thesis
Kevin (M.A.Sc)
Chris L (M.A.Sc)
Aryn (Ph. D.)
Mark V (Thesis Defence)

Worst Diction
Ian N ("Chewy surppressed the blah blah blah procession")
Magda ("Financial Aid team")
Shirlie ("MUGWEEP, GET ON THE F!ING STAGE NOW!!!")

Oldest Cast Member
Laura
Ian N
Magda
Bob
Aryn

Best Friend
Donald (there's only one Champ...)

Best Performance In and Out of Uniform
Donald (Cop)
Mike (Delegating General)
Chris L (The Full Mountie)

Best Delivery of a Sexual Punchline
Ian R (Tech Correct 2)
Laura (Tech Correct 2)
Leslie (Blind Taste test)
Ian N (Cowboys)

Best Tool
Neil (the Champ two years running)
Chris D

Derek

Best Ass
Tim (The Full Mountie)
Chris L (The Full Mountie)
Ian N (The Full Mountie)
Trevor (Thursday Finale)

Best Onstage Ass Grab
Katherine (The Full Mountie)
Aryn (The Full Mountie)
Laura (Saturday Finale)
Donald (Swing)

Best "On Your Knees" Performance
Tim & Ian N (The Full Mountie)
Mike (Yoda)
Katherine (Auditions)

Most Typecast
Katherine (SN 9T9)
Chris L (Fraser)
Mike (Yoda)
Ian R (Masturbating Cowboy)

Best Set
Crew (Underwater)
Crew (Star Trek)
Katherine (Saturday Skywalker)

The "Where the F! Are You?" Award
Mark (Friday Hecklers)
Chris L (Mugweep)
Kern (After SN9T9)

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