SKULE NITE 9T9 AWARDS
Last Modified April 27th 1999
6th An(nu)al Skule Nite Academy Awards
Best Use of a Helium Balloon
Anna
Magda
Joanne
Chris L
Kevin
Most Injured
| Leslie | (arm) |
| Ian R | (leg) |
| Samia | (in general) |
Best Human Prop
| Leslie | (Swing) |
| Bob | (Swing) |
| Leslie | (Thriller) |
| Bob | (Thriller) |
| Leslie | (7 Seconds) |
Best Special Teams Player
| Donald | (lifting) |
| Donald | (urinating) |
| Donald | (savage beatings) |
| Donald | (punt return) |
| Bob | (being lifted) |
| Anna | |
| Joanne | |
| Laura | |
| Magda | (thanks to SN this term) |
| Karen | (White Trash Compactor) |
| Magda | (Swing) |
| Wednesday Audience | (The Full Mountie) |
| Jane | (Tech Correct 2) |
| Xavier | (while simultaneously doing French, Spanish and Yoda) |
Most Chinese
| Jane | |
| Joanne | (actually stealth Jamaican) |
| Xavier |
"Why Does The Cast Keep Screwing Up The Show That I've Perfected?" Award
Kern
Paul
Mel
Most Tolerant of Discirdance
| Kevin | (Barbershop) |
| Kern | (Barbershop) |
| Mark T | (Everything, but in particular Barbershop) |
Best Costume Change
| Aryn | (Swing to Rita) |
| Tim | (VMCL to ray 1) |
| Karen | (Suus to Mrs. J) |
| Chris L | (The Full Mountie) |
| Katherine | (Saturday Skywalker) |
| Yuval | (Swing) |
Active Resistance Award
| Katherine | (singing) |
| Kevin | (dancing) |
| Donald | (The Full Mountie) |
Best Delivery of A Technically Correct Line
| Katherine | ("The VMCL was sufficiently gorged on porcine biomass...") |
| Anna | ("The timbre of your voice is inconsistent with that of my Avon Lady>") |
| Tim | ("Cease your vocal oscillations and allow me to ingest you!") |
Best Useof "Beckyface"
| Becky | (Swing) |
| Mike | (Thriller) |
| Mike | (Finale) |
Best Choreographer over 5'-1"
Susanna (the only contestant)
Most Defensible M.A.Sc or Ph.D. Thesis
| Kevin | (M.A.Sc) |
| Chris L | (M.A.Sc) |
| Aryn | (Ph. D.) |
| Mark V | (Thesis Defence) |
Worst Diction
| Ian N | ("Chewy surppressed the blah blah blah procession") |
| Magda | ("Financial Aid team") |
| Shirlie | ("MUGWEEP, GET ON THE F!ING STAGE NOW!!!") |
Oldest Cast Member
Laura
Ian N
Magda
Bob
Aryn
Best Friend
Donald (there's only one Champ...)
Best Performance In and Out of Uniform
| Donald | (Cop) |
| Mike | (Delegating General) |
| Chris L | (The Full Mountie) |
Best Delivery of a Sexual Punchline
| Ian R | (Tech Correct 2) |
| Laura | (Tech Correct 2) |
| Leslie | (Blind Taste test) |
| Ian N | (Cowboys) |
Best Tool
Neil (the Champ two years running)
Chris D
Derek
Best Ass
| Tim | (The Full Mountie) |
| Chris L | (The Full Mountie) |
| Ian N | (The Full Mountie) |
| Trevor | (Thursday Finale) |
Best Onstage Ass Grab
| Katherine | (The Full Mountie) |
| Aryn | (The Full Mountie) |
| Laura | (Saturday Finale) |
| Donald | (Swing) |
Best "On Your Knees" Performance
| Tim & Ian N | (The Full Mountie) |
| Mike | (Yoda) |
| Katherine | (Auditions) |
Most Typecast
| Katherine | (SN 9T9) |
| Chris L | (Fraser) |
| Mike | (Yoda) |
| Ian R | (Masturbating Cowboy) |
Best Set
| Crew | (Underwater) |
| Crew | (Star Trek) |
| Katherine | (Saturday Skywalker) |
The "Where the F! Are You?" Award
| Mark | (Friday Hecklers) |
| Chris L | (Mugweep) |
| Kern | (After SN9T9) |
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