The Skule Nite 9T6 Academy Awards II of II

MOST EXPRESSIVE USE OF HUMAN REMAINS
Xavier___Igor______What Killed Him?
Travis___ Bob______What Killed Him?
Samia___ Mommy__Family Circus

BEST PERFORMANCE AS OR BY THE UNDEAD
Derek____Guy With Mask___________Love and Death
Candace__The Bride of Frankenstein__ Love and Death
Mike____ Guy Buried in His Suit_____ Love and Death
Mike____ Himself_________________ Sunday Rehearsals

MOST AMBIGUOUS DIRECTION
Rajko__________ Keep it, I liked it________Notes
Thia____________Get in Your Two Lines__ Matilda and/or The Opening
Elvis Hart House_ Keep the Mic 2 to______ Dress
Sound Guy______to 4 Inches Away
Bernie__________ Eat the Mic____________Run-Throughs

WHY DO I KEEP DOING THIS SHOW?
Alex Kung___I dunno? The people, I guess?
Bernie______ I get paid, right?
Aviv________Isn't that the Producer's job?

WORST DICTION
Xavier________ Singer #1________The Opening
Alex__________H Ferdinand_____ Spanish Ayes
Dave and Paul_ The Lighting_____ Guys Spanish Ayes
Rob__________ Drunk Alumnus__Opening Night Reception

THIS IS THE LAST TIME, I REALLY MEAN IT!
Sandy__ Musical Director
Rajko__ He has no choice
Alex K_ Why do I keep doing this?

BEST IMPERSONATION OF A MUSICIAN
Trevor__ Guitar Player______ Spanish Ayes
Darren__ Jimi Hendrix______Polka Pot Door
Gavin___Ringo Starr_______ Run for Your Life
Sandy___Musical Director__ "Animaniacs will be easy to lift"

BEST SHOW POSTER
Alex Hats__ Audition Poster
Aviv______ Show flyers
Amir______The Producer_ "What do we need a show poster for?"

MOST CONVINCING PORFRAYAL OF AN OVERWORKED, UNDERAPPRECIATED FIGURE
Derek__ Bob Rae__________ Workfare Canada
Diane__ Pamela____________The Rescue
Bernie__The Stage Manager__Skule Nite 9T6

MOST SPELLING MISTAKES
Rajko_________ Director______________Skule Nite 9T6 Script
Ruth__________ Programme Designer___Skule Nite 9T6 Program
Alex and Aviv__ Social guys___________Skule Nite 9T6 Calender

BEST COSTUME DESIGN
Ann Marie___ Cockroaches__The Metamorphosis
Travis_______ Box Freak____Ballad III
Fidelis_______Tree Freak____Ballad III

MOST SQUARE
Gina______Eng Sci geek___Part of Their World
Derek____ Himself
Caprice___Choreographer_ Hanky Panky

BEST SET
Set Crew__ Nuclear wasteland__ Metamorphosis
Set Crew__ Spanish ship_______Spanish Ayes
Kia_______Herself

BEST PEST
Rajko____________ Direetor_____ Skute Nite 9T6
Gina_____________ Head Bug____The Metamorphosis
Xavier____________Kafka_______ The Metamorphosis
Travis____________Roach 1______The Metamorphosis
Alex H___________Roach 2______The Metamorphosis
Mike_____________Roach 3______The Metamorphosis
Alcove L Flunkies__Grasshopper__ Kung Fu

MOST WASTEFUL USE OF TESTOSTERONE
Trevor__Body Builder__ Part of Their World
Kern___ Body Builder__ Part of Their World
Travis__ Body Builder__ Part of Their World
Rajko__ Director______ Skule Nite 9T6