The Skule Nite 9T6Cast Profiles

Name: Derek

Class: Comp 9T4

Typecast: scientist; Bob Rae

Catchphrase: "I'm not sure ;"Daddy!!!!": "I'll be back for all of you"

Desires: Mmmm... computers.

Pet Peeves: dancing; starting on the right foot; swedish

Description: Derek is the quintesential computer engineer, who broke the crew mould [sic] and, much to our surprise, he really could act. We told you so, Rajko!

Aspirations: To get ajob at Celestica; to be Stage Manager next year (and do it right)

If he could change one thing: Rollerblades for Ballad II; I would have been cast *and* crew (hang on, I *was* cast and crew)

If he could sleep with anyone: http://super-models/topless/sex.sex.sex

Name: Kia

Class: Comp 9T5

Typecast: Bimbo; white trash

Catchphrase: "Now hold it right here or these babies go up like the 1st of July" ; "We must go where the feeeesh take us"

Desires: Sex, but, well, she gets that on a regular basis; a birthday present, where's my birthday present??? You promised me a birthday present!!!

Pet Peeves: Anatomically correct direction; Detroit accents

Description: Our token blonde this year, Kia's loudness and bounciness were a wonder to hear and see. Her iron constitution (iron ring?) allowed her to survive Thursday's show without dropping dead on the stage. Thanks, Kia, we couldn't have done without you. Well, we could have, but it wouldn't have been as much fun. Well, it still would have been fun, but we would have missed you. Well... let's quit while we're ahead.

Aspirations: To leave Celestica and get a real job.

If she could change one thing: More parts. Damn it, I should have been the...

If she could sleep with anyone: Who's left? (Just kidding, Kia)

Name: Xavier

Class: Comp 9T9

Typecast: Freak; lunatic; student.

Catchphrase: "Aaaahhhhhhhh! I will teach you to mess with our flag!"; "MINES ARe subterany"

Desires: Mmmm... stage crew. Mmmm... girls. Mmmm... more girls. Mmmm... Mom. (What, it's peffectly normal !)

Pet Peeves: Why won't she go out with me???; Getting turfed from the couch.

Description: Mways full of energy, Xavier was often found looking for attention, especially from female cast members. Xavier's raw talent is just beginning to surface, both on and off the stage. Watch out for this guy, he'll be huge. In fact, he may be huge already, but we've been afraid to check.

Aspirations: Babe-magnet, or phone-sex operator ("I love you too, mom" blah blah blah)

If he could change one thing about the show: I would have swung from the rope!

If he could sleep with anyone, it would be: Anyone. See desires.