The Skule Nite 9T6Cast Profiles

Name: Candace

Typecast: Chicks with accents; chicks with nice... tracts of land.

Class: Civ 9T7

Catchphrase: "They're all cops!"; "Hey, nice tits"; "It was not a joke, it was a question!"

Desires: To be recognised for more than just her awe-inspiring acting ability

Pet Peeves: "I am Miss radical South Africa"; lessons in displaying anger (arrghh!)

Description: A phenomenally talented individual, Candace 'vowed us with her range of accents and characters. She's slow to anger, but once you get her going, she'll beat your head in with a blunt object. She still drives a Camaro, even if she can't spell Camero.

Aspirations: Mother of 10; a brand new Camaro (with working seat belts)

If she could have changed one thing: A Scottish role; I should have sung more!

If she could sleep with anyone: Her boyfriend(awww!)

Name: Selda

Class: Math/English 9T7ish

Typecast: phone operator (hmm... I wonder why?)

Catchphrase: "Move closer so I can go down on you easier"; "You keep pressing pause, I mean stop!"

Desires: A world without shoes; an end to dancing

Pet Peeves: Mispelling her name in the programme; the show kept interrupting her book; do your own damn makeup!

Description: Selda is the soft of person that makes you say to yourself "Now there's a really nice person. Of course, she's also the soft of person that makes you say "Wow, I hope she doesn't own any firearms." Selda's hero is Tigger, and it isn't hard to see why. She has more bounce in her than my dryer

Aspirations: To own her own phone sex operation.

If she could change one thing: No lift in Matilda(we don't trust Travis either)

If she could sleep with anyone, it would be: We're not going to repeat Selda's list, but let's just say that it was pretty long.

Name: Travis

Class: Eng Sci 9T4

Typecast: Stoner party guy

Catchphrase: "Fuck you bear"; "Asta Ia vista, baby"

Desires: Good weed; a new teddy bear (one without treadmarks)

Pet Peeves: Saturday morning hangovers; people who don't know what they're doing pretending to be Newfies.

Description: Travis was always willing to go out for a beer. 'Nuff said.

Aspirations: To get an Aerojob, quit after a week, then move back to Newfoundland to fish.

If he could change one thing: I wouldn't have sworn at you, bear, I'm so sorry!!!

If he could sleep with anyone, it would be: "What's that Bear, you want me to sleep with you? I can't do that, that's evil!"