The Skule Nite 9T6Cast Profiles

Name: Kern (son of Seaton)
Class: Eng Sci 9T7
Typecast: Klingon; anything big
Catchphrase: "Let me give you emotional comfort.. " "Doh!"; "No, not the beer!"
Desires: his own phaser; that chick in the 2nd row(what was her name again?)
Pet Peeves: characters that only say four words; people who don't speak Klingon, always being stuck in the back comer during dances
Description: Kern has great stage presence, even when he only has one line. We're still disappointed at his inability to sing with a Jamaican accent (We know you can do it, mon), but I guess nobody's perfect. He's lots of fun even though he's really keen and *such* an eng sci.
Aspirations: Weapons officer aboard a Klingon vessel.
If he could change one thing: More lines in Spanish Eyes.
If he could sleep with anyone, it would be: No one. Lovemaking is too much like dancing!

Name: Trevor
Class: Eng Sci 9T8
Typecast: Roles that question his sexual orientation
Catchphrase: "Grass-hopper"; "Mr. Mikey, Mike, Michael,... taking golf lessons... from the Prime minister. etc."
Desires: The smell of rancid liver on his fingers; one last dance with Hatz
Pet Peeves: "I'm not gay! I'm just sensitive": 3-day old animal parts
Description: The multi-talented Trevor is so funny that every time Kia looks at him, she laughs. Trevor is just great, even if he does dehydrate quite a bit over the course of a show. Good luck to him next year with a shift into production (he'll need it)
Aspirations: To see masturbation become the mainstay of Skule Nite humour.
If he could change one thing: Would have put 'Stillborn' into the show.
If he could sleep with anyone, it would be: Just sleep? You must be kidding.

Name: Samia
Class: Chem 9T7
Typecast: none.
Catchphrase: "Job, your cheque...
a) is in the mail
b) never arrived
c) is dead
d) oh fuck it I'm taking this stereo back.
Desires: More of Thia's painkillers.
Pet Peeves: People who do things that annoy her; broken cars
Description: We could say a lot of nice things about Samia, but she'd probably kill us if we did.
Aspirations: To climb every mountain, ford every stream, follow every byway until she finds her dream (say, that's a song!)
If she could change one thing: She would have kicked Trevor more during Ballad.
If she could sleep with anyone, it would be: This space intentionally left blank. We have no death-wish. See description.