NICOLE
AKA: The real VO #2, Buffy. reject

Measurements: 98 lbs.

Catchphrases: "What's a marmoset?"

Sexual Fantasy: Being lifted by my boyfriend the way Joe did.

Description: Nicole's just bursting with energy all the time - must be the drugs. She truly soared, as the best lifting test dummy in the cast. And she even had a line on stage (I think).

Pet Peeves: Why does my boyfriend keep hanging out at the rehearsals?

Aspirations: To legalize marijuana, then get rich selling it.

If I could have changed the show: I would have been in it.

Typecast: Anything that doesn't sing.

Most likely to: Get caught dispensing under the counter drugs to cast.

ROWAN
AKA: Q, Barney, reject

Measurements: 2"(3")

Catchphrases: ROOOOAAARRR!

Sexual Fantasy: Ensign Ro, a metamorph, Worf and Wesley on the Holodeck... Engage!

Description: Rowan is a tall, strapping, young lad with flowing locks and a cute butt. An Eng Soc veteran who now runs the show, we can be sure Skule Nite will get all the money it needs next year (nudge, nudge). The revolution has begun...

Pet Peeves: People wanting to cut his hair.

Aspirations: Eng Soc president, guest star on Voyager as the son of Q.

If I could have changed the show: I would have been Kirk damn you!

Typecast: Your basic reject parts.

Most likely to: Be at the next Star Trek convention.

Trevor

AKA: Why is this F!rosh getting all The good parts?, Vlad, everything else!

Measurements: Tall, but with short legs.

Catchphrases: Angelaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Sexual Fantasy: His girlfriend (aww! Isn't that sweet!) and LOTS of jello.

Description: Co-author of the infamous Nipple Song, Trevor has more talent in his whole body than we have in our little fingers (or did we get that backwards?) Despite a glorious fanfare from a devoted audience, he still didn't get as many cheers as Hatz. You're not worthy!

Pet Peeves: Not enough women in the world to fawn over me

Aspirations: Broadway or Iron Ring, whichever comes first.

If I could have changed the show: Who are these other people behind on the stage? Who needs them?

Typecast: Leading man.

Most likely to: Drop out of Eng Sci (I've seen your problem set!)