NATASHA
AKA: Miranda, VO #2 (check the program)

Measurements: Wouldn't we like to know

Catchphrases: "Oh this is the end or me" ab 'oooh" agger agger "oh uggghh" ar falls off "arghhh" 'agger

Sexual Fantasy: Aviv's leg and Joe's hair or Mel Gibson. Cast dropouts.

Description: Returning to Skule Nite after several years of searching for inner harmony, Natasha far surpassed her previous performance as a street pun/thief (Yes, some of us still remember Natasha in leather). Impressing us all with her dramatic development of the Miranda character, we look forward to seeing her on stage again.

Pet Peeves: Ears fallin' off, singing that song at the end when everyone else has already finished the show.

Aspirations: Biker chick.

If I could have changed the show: Tighter clothing on the guys.

Typecast: Another singer type.

Most likely to: Marry some rich guy.

BRYAN
AKA: The fool

Measurements: Oh my god! It's big and orange! And what control!

Catchphrases: anything by Christian Slater, "I'm just bugging you"

Sexual Fantasy: To really have that kind of penile control.

Description: The life of any party, Bryan is a Skule Nite veteran of godlike talent. This year, he developed a new-found gymnastic talent both on and off stage. We look forward to seeing you try an aerial! Don't get in his way backstage!

Pet Peeves: Coming up with extra rhyming lines on the fly

Aspinitions: To do a back flip, to pass EM fields

If I could have changed the show: Take out all the dances

Typecast: Fuck you I got the good pans!

Most likely to: Never host another cast party in his room.