JOE
AKA: Rick, Song Writer Extraordinaire, token Filipino guy
Measurements: 10"x2" (size of his hairspray can)
Catchphrases: "I need a smoke," "Goddam geeky prepoid," "Oh, fuck this, I can't take it anymore.
Sexual Fantasy: I am every woman's fantasy. Love me, touch me, feel me.
Description: What can we say about Joe that hasn't already been said before? He has bad hair, he smokes too much, and he dresses like a geek. Other than that, he's an okay guy. An integral pant of the Skule Nite Social Committee, Joe's lyrics and musical ability set him a class above the rest, even if he only seems to know one tune.
Pet Peeves: Don't touch the hair!, dressing up as a geek, Thia.
Aspirations: Lead singer in the world's #1 band, to be recognized for more than my hair.
If I could have changed the show: Less songs For Dan.
Typecast: Lead Singer type.
Most likely to: See aspirations.
ALEX H
AKA: Hatz, Goldilad, Scotty
Measurements: 25"(2")
Catchphrases: Anything Scottish.
Sexual Fantasy: An evening of passion with any of four female cast members (see if you can figure it out, girls).
Description: Hatz was often found in the stairwell turning red and hyperventilating while trying to learn some dance or another. He's also been seen snapping his fingers and running around in a cheesy blonde wig. A word of caution to future Skule Nite cast. Do NOT interrupt Hatz while he is dancing. The results could be catastrophic. He's a great guy, a bastard of a Scotsman and an all around panty animal even though he's finally employed. A part-time male model, Hatz is also a member of The Skule Nite 9T5 Social Committee.
Pet Peeves: G-sharps, my lovin', dancing in general.
Aspirations: To write for Saturday Night Live.
If I could have changed the show: My sketches would have been done properly!
Typecast: If it's got an accent, it's one of Hatz's roles.
Most Likely To: Direct one of these years...
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