JEN P
AKA: Jen P, Miss Saigon, one of the Jens

Measurements: Just the right height to bang into a riser

Catchphrases: "Ouch!

Sexual Fantasy: Is she legal'?

Description: The other infamous member of the Jens gang, she has a presence that literally couldn't be missed on stage. Despite a poor tolerance for alcohol still love her

Pet Peeves: Glo-tape, helicopters.

Aspirarioris: To turn 19

If could have changed the show: No risers!

Typecast: "small" roles

Most likely to: Sue Skule Nite for damages.

JEN S
AKA: Blondie Jen S, one of the Jens

Measurements: blonde

Catchphrases: "Huh, what do you mean?', "A bucket!", "It's blonde, I mean blind!'

Sexual Fantasy: You're too young! But we're sure whipped cream would be involved...

Description: One of the infamous gang of Jens, Jen had a presence that just couldn't be missed on stage. Despite her aversion to certain vegetables, she handled her challenging lines with professionalism and overwhelming enthusiasm. She's also fun in bed even though she hogs the covers.

Pet Peeves: "You have light hair we'll put you in the middle", blonde jokes, bucket, costume changes ('nuff said)

Aspirations: To be recognize for more than my hair, you bastards!

If I could have changed the show: A character with depth!

Typecast: token blonde chick.

Most likely to: Dye her hair

BERNADETTE
AKA: Bernie, Chiqui (chicky'?)

Measurements: We're not sure, but she's yummy!

Catchphrases: "So what do I do with this zucchini now? gasmic climax type sounds

Sexual Fantasy: Men with talented fingers holding vegetables. Nude lambada dancing with Alex L

Description: Just wind her up and let her go...

Pet Peeves: Ice cream cones, having to fake it all the time, I have to have to have have have have a talk with that girl...

Aspirations: To be in the cast of Miss Saigon.

If I could have changed the show: More variety of vegetables.

Typecast: All the yummy roles.

Most likely to: Have lots of kids (all bilingual).