JACK
AKA: The arbiter, Zord, Drunk guy

Measurements: 6"( 1")

Catchphrase: "Ow! Ow!"

Sexual Fantasy: The female cast... at the same time... with the male cast cheering him on.

Description; With his cud hair and his devil-may-care attitude, Jack is every woman's dream, or should we say, nightmare. Jack is a great guy, especially when he's been drinking, and he looks pretty neat when you blow up his face (inside joke). We look forward to his return from wherever the hell he went.

Pet Peeves: That stupid Zord costume that you could hardly move in, hangovers, Amish accents.

Aspirations: To come first in fencing at the Academy (so he can get all the chicks).

If I could have changed the show: Better back up singers for Arbiter. I was great, what the hell were you guys singing?

Typecast: The tall, gangly guy roles.

Most Likely To: Spend a night in the drunk tank.

DIANE
AKA: Missing Person #2, Uhura, Elaine

Measurements: Wow!

Catchphrase: ""

Sexual Fantasy: Warm, scented body oil, a bottle of champagne, and... Rajko. (Oops, that's our fantasy!)

Description: I think it was my Dad who said it best: "The one with the long blackhair, she could really sing!" Best known for her awesome, spine tingling vocals. Diane helped bring something entirely new to Skule Nite: Talent. Her rippling muscles are pretty neat, too (hmmm, I could use a cold shower).

Pet Peeves: Star Trek, exams.

Aspirations: To bench press 300 lb.

If I could have changed the show: Speaking roles.

Typecast: Singer

Most Likely To: Sing her way to fame and fortune and forget all of us lowly engineering types. Get her autograph while you can!

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