DAN
AKA: Director Man, Danny boy, The Vein

Measurements: receding.

Catchphrases: hool girl giggle "Oh man", "Learn the dances!!!!"

Sexual Fantasy: Dancing naked with Rajko, while being filmed by Steve Roberts.

Description: Tired of doing the dancing and acting thing, Dan decided to direct this year, taking on only those roles for which he felt comfortable (and had a year to learn how to sing). Never far from the spotlight, Dan stole the show yet again, for one scene, anyway. Without the backup singing, he would have been nothing. God help us, we love you!

Pet Peeves: Male pattern baldness, gratuitous unscripted uses of the word 'fuck', hemorrhaging while singing, not doing Mr. Pitiful, people who can't dance, sing, or act.

Aspirations: Crash test dummy.

If I could have changed the show: I would have done EVERYTHING (and better!), more songs.

Typecast: anything I wanted, dammit!

Most likely to: Be in the cast next year (it's in your blood).

THIA
AKA: The choreographer, The Dominatrix, Taskmaster Thia

Measurements: Not exactly sure, nice seat, though (we're talking about her bike!)

Catchphrases: "Tuck your bum in!". "Could everyone be quiet!', "I changed the dance"

Sexual Fantasy: Skule Nite cast dressed in leather or latex rubber, doing perfect pliets (fuck I don't know how to spell it!) Don't forget the whip for Thia!

Description: Thia has two main looks. If her hair is down, it means that she has not changed the dance, in which case it's relatively safe to approach her. However, if the hair is up it would be a good idea to leave the country, especially you are in the cast.

Pet Peeves: Amateurs.

Aspirations: Playwrite, thespian.

If I could have changed the show: I wouldn't have accepted the position. No, really I love you all.