Kathleen
AKA: The cleaning lady, Angela

Measurements: 20 ccs of Dimenhydnnate (??)

Catchphrases: "VIad, you suck!", "Condoms yes, AIDS no!"

Sexual Fantasy: James (her boyfriend) in a thong, extra cheese, hold the mayo.

Description: This is a person who really knows how to use her diaphragm. She is a wonderful singer and dancer and even has her own pair of dancing shoes (but she's cool so we won't hold that against her). Our favorite nurse in the cast (actually. the only nurse in the cast, but who's counting).

Pet Peeves: Scottish accents

Aspinitions: To save many, many lives.

If could have changed the show: Oh, it was crap!

Typecast: She had all the good parts.

Most Likely To: Get beeped within the next five minutes.

RON
AKA: Who?

Measurements: Not applicable.

Catchphrases: "Dip me in molasses"

Sexual Fantasy: Huh, what's that?

Description: Ron, or Ron, as we affectionately called him, was, well, what can we say? You have to spend some time with him to truly appreciate his talent. In fact, his geek impression was so realistic, it was scary. Just what's lurking under you're cool facade, Ron?

Pet Peeves: Thursday, Friday, and Sunday' rehearsals.

Aspirations: To be a contestant on Studs.

If I could have changed the show: Hold only one rehearsal a week.

Typecast: Public servant, geek.

Most likely to: Transfer into eng. sci.

CHRIS M
AKA: Dean Charles, Alan Le ofsky, Franco Minatel, Pierre Paul, OJ Simpson, Jefferey Dalmer, John Wayne Bobbit, Bill Thanis, Bernie Werner, etc...

Measurements: Ask Alyson. Huge. (we mean the hat)

Catch phrases: "Goat curry", "(Grease) Skule is the word", "You look like a freaking Ken Doll, man"

Sexual Fantasy: He lives one every day. We're not worthy!

Description: That sexy, sweet voice! Too bad he's taken, girls! With singing, dancing, and acting ability, Chris did a lot to make the rejects feel really great about themselves. You bastard!

Pet Peeves: Why can't these people dance?, people watching me while I make out, get a room! Why can't you pronounce my last name?

Aspirations: To model seventies clothes when they come back in style.

If! could have changed the show: [wouldn't have let the rejects dance!

Typecast: Funky dressed guy.

Niost likely to: Get laid tonight.